Hexakosioihexekontahexabhobe
[Ancient Greek ἑξακόσιοι ("six hundred") + ἑξήκοντα ("sixty") + ἕξ ("six") + -phobia]
Dear Diary,
I don't know what to do. I can't control others! But I can't just sit idle and wait for disaster to strike. I have to do something to change my fate. I can't let my follower count on Twitter sit at 666! Someone please follow me! Or unfollow. I won't mind if I lose a follower now. They would be doing me a favor!
Update: I just checked. Still sitting at 666 even after asking people to help. Does no one care?????? That's it, I'm doomed. I'm going to go sit in my bedroom and wait to die.
Goodbye.