[Ancient Greek Παρασκευή (Paraskeuē, “Friday”) + δεκατρείς (dekatreis, “thirteen”)]
Whoever came up with the Jason movies is a sadistic bastard! I mean, why? WHY?????????? Okay, okay, okay. I know horror movies are supposed to be scary, but this just crosses the line. It's bad enough there's nothing I can do about when it happens once a year. Sometimes two!!!!! Normally, I call in sick and hide in my room.
How do I know Jason Voorhees isn't lurking out there?
I'm kidding. He's fake, but Friday the 13th isn't and it is an evil, evil, evil day.