I need to thank Jemima Pett for this. She found this first and I thought it was a nice and lighthearted thing given the current situation with Covid19. Feel free to play along and rewrite the first lines of your stories to include social distancing and toilet paper stockpiling.
It is said vampires forget their human lives when they stand six feet apart.
The funeral had the feel of a cocktail party, men in dinner jackets and ties, and women in low-cut dresses speckled with jewelry, all hording toilet paper.
In a small town nestled in the heart of North America, the trees moved to what was considered a safe distance.
Now, it's your turn. Show me your books' first lines rewritten. If you're not a writer, take your favorite novel and change the first line to fit. It's a rough time right now and we could all use the laugh.