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Patricia Lynne, Young Adult Author

Five Things You Didn't Know About Vampires

7/18/2016

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I used to always make Tommy blog. It was fun getting back into his head. Sometimes I miss that clueless vampire. I thought it'd be fun to reshare this old post. It's also a list post, so bonus! I hear readers love those.

Five Things You Didn't Know About Vampires
​    by Tommy

​First off, I'd like to state this is pointless. I don't get it. Both why I have to do it or why Patty insists on the blog in the first place. She assures me it's needed - although not to survive, which is why I'm skeptic. Then my brother, Dan jumped in, stating if I wanted my story told then yes I needed to do it. Readers have only been listening to Patty's ramblings and if I wanted them to understand not only vampires but me, I needed do it. Give a little insight to the vampires of the world I live in. My niece also added and I quote, "It will be sooooo much fun, Uncle! You'll love it! Let's make you a Facebook profile next!" My reply, naturally, "What is a face book?"
Then they tried to bribe me. Then threatened me with my name. Then they said my name and I had no choice. Now I have to do this pointless blog. It's really hard for vampires to resist the pull of our names. Guess that can be fact one.

Fact 1: Vampires will listen when you use their name.

It's almost compulsive, like a command or order. While it can be resisted, its easier to listen. Not listening when someone uses my names puts a knot of anxiety in me. Then I get snappy and bite things.

Fact 2: Welcoming a vampire is the only way a vampire can enter a home.

I've never been sure why vampires have to be invited into homes. I assume so we don't wipe out the humans and destroy our food source. Although animals have blood too, but I don't know... The idea of fur in my mouth isn't appealing. Maybe if my survival was at risk. Anyways, energy is what keeps us out. It hums and buzzes when we get close, throwing us back if it's strong enough. I've forced my way through a few times and the results aren't pretty. Dan says I looked like I danced with a cheese grater.

Fact 3: Vampires will NOT go into a frenzy at the smell or sight of blood.

That myth is plain ridiculous, okay? Do you know how clumsy humans are? They are constantly bleeding. I can not go anywhere without smelling a hint of blood. If vampires went crazy at the smell of blood I'd fall into desire whenever I approached a hospital. There wouldn't be a place on earth vampires could go to escape the smell. We deal with blood the same way a human deals with food when they aren't hungry, we ignore it... Mostly.

Fact 4: Natural death is a waste of blood.

A human dies and what happens to the blood? Nothing, it gets wasted. If you're a human and you're dying around me, I will kill you. It's nothing personal, I'd rather drink the blood then let it go waste. It's not like dying by vampire is a bad way to go. At least if it's me. I'll knock you unconscious first.

Fact 5: Vampires aren't solitary

When we are first turned, yes, we get antsy and try to kill each other but if there's a bit of distance (ten or fifteen feet,) we just snarl and growl until we become comfortable with each other's presence. The older the vampire, the less hostile the vampire will be around others. Even a vampire needs company.

Can I be done now? I think I've said enough and I'm getting hungry. As soon as I woke tonight I was dragged to the computer. I wasn't even all the way up the stairs! I need to go hunt and then I want to see Sunlight. 

​For Tommy, there is only one thing he needs to do: survive. 

Only surviving isn't that easy. The hunt for blood can be tricky when humans know to fear the night. Desire sits on the edge of his mind, urging him to become the monster humans think he is. Vampire Forces, a special branch of police, is determined to turn every vampire to ash. Tommy included. 

The only human Tommy can trust is his twin brother. A bond connects them, and with Danny's help, Tommy starts to understand the human world he struggles to survive in. He'll learn what friendships means and feel the sting of betrayal, find that sometimes the worst monsters are very human, and come to understand that family means more than blood.
Tommy just wants to survive and he knows what he needs to do. But with the number of humans that mean more to him than a meal growing, Tommy learns there's more to life than simple survival. He'll discover being human doesn't mean being a human.

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12 Comments
Stephanie Faris link
7/18/2016 04:11:11 am

What fun! Yes, there are so many misconceptions about vampires.

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Libby Heily link
7/18/2016 07:58:48 am

Well hello Tommy!!! Glad to hear you don't go into a frenzy every time you smell blood. :)

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Alex J. Cavanaugh link
7/18/2016 09:23:42 am

Dancing with a cheese grater sounds painful...

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HR Sinclair link
7/18/2016 10:03:06 am

That was fun!

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Chrys Fey link
7/18/2016 04:42:09 pm

#4 made me laugh. If I'm going to die anyway, you can have my blood, Tommy. :P

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Liz A. link
7/18/2016 06:29:47 pm

Tommy's a little cranky. Perhaps you need to bribe him with something before you insist he write a blog post.

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C. Lee McKenzie
7/19/2016 09:51:41 am

You cleared up some of those misconceptions, my dear.

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Patricia Lynne
7/19/2016 03:00:42 pm

@Stephanie, one of my favorite things about vampires is the different ways I can tweak the lore.

@Libby, yeah, that's good thing given how we humans bleed a lot.

@Alex, yeah, Tommy doesn't recommend it. ;)

@HR, glad you thought so. =D

@Chrys, he'll take it!

@Liz, he just has no patience for things he thinks are pointless. Vampires, I tell ya!

@C. Lee, we try. ;)

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Crystal Collier link
7/20/2016 08:50:30 am

I don't know if I missed this one back in the day, but I find myself periodically thinking about Tommy. That says something, eh? That he's still in my head?

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Nicola link
7/21/2016 06:23:38 am

If only some people could develop their vampire listening skills. As a teacher, I'd love to have a class of vampires giving me their attention and actually listening to every word I say :) Great post.

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Patricia Lynne
7/23/2016 08:29:40 am

@Crystal, awwww, that makes my day. =D

@Nicola, my older sister would like her boys to listen to her the way Tommy does when his name is used!

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Random Musings link
8/5/2016 08:11:24 am

I loved this! What a fab way to get into a character's head and share it with your readers :) I think Tommy is a character I would like to learn more about, I like his witty style ;)
Debbie

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